Sunday, May 10, 2009

Oye, pendejo!

Dear Sir on 24th & Treat St., SF:

"Ya estuvo" means quit trying to stab people. The silly knife fight is over. None of your friends feel like identifying your corpse, or testifying against you in a murder trial, so put down the muthafuckin swithblade. Ya estuvo, homie, ya estuvo.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Haiku for H**ko

surf couch, stalk girlfriend
buy some teeth, grow some balls you
washed up punk rock bitch

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Housemate Haiku

1
slimy lettuce weeps
your tonic water’s gone flat
where is my butter?
2
bouquet of mold spores
colors bloom in soiled pint glass
please wash some dishes
3
bright green chunks of phlegm
clinging to shared shower floor
fucking hate that shit