Triolet Challenge

me: did any of the poems speak to you?

Hunter: do they speak 2 me? I don't think they speak 2 anyone

they say things that could b said better in one or two sentences in a longer prettier way

Sent at 1:10 PM on Tuesday

MIT Poetry

Dear English language, there's a new sheriff in town

Oldest Game in the Book

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, this is how I get them to go away. I could teach you, but you can figure it out.

Who dressed my baby up like this?

Chris Brown

Recipes

How to make Spotted Dick

How to make Groaty Dick

How to make Smell Yo Dick

Kornheisercranz is My Homeboy

It seems the word "winningest" was added to the American lexicon in the mid 1970s, so I guess I can't use the specialized diction of sports journalism as an excuse for why I don't know what's going on in football. I can credit NPR for translating the upcoming Superbowl into terms I can understand. Finally...

In Fair Glendale...

no kidding!

What happened to your other sock

It got tangled with my clothes in the dryer at the laundromat and came home with me. My roommate turned it into a hand puppet with mustard for eyes and used it to tell us all the things he never could on his own, like: "Hi! I'm crying mustard"